Miss = Spire? or post -paste post number 2

Recently, British scientists have found that British scientists exist. We decided to become like these high-goned wise men and also conduct some kind of experiment or even research-we looked out the window for 15 minutes. As a result of our inhuman experiments, our experts learned the terrible truth: girls are video games! Do not believe? We are too, but still now we will prove to you.

1.System requirements
As in the case non-uk-casinos.co.uk/ of games, to install a girl on your life, you must have an appropriate configuration. For example, a fairly fast processor to come up with something funny and interesting, otherwise it gets bored or even understands what kind of insignificant you are. There is enough space on the hard disk of your apartment so that she can safely place four of her cabinets there, her favorite ficus and an ugly shallow bald dog with a pink bow on her neck. And the case of your system unit should be brand new, beautiful, and not leaning and greasy – otherwise you need to have large volumes of cache in stock. Alas, the irony of fate, usually the most cool, beautiful and top -end games not to launch on your trough even on minimals.
2.Achikm
When promoting a character in the plot of some interesting game or pumping a character, you are revealed more and more new opportunities, lout and branches of the development of the script. The girls are the same with the girls: first, the inscription “Achievument Unlocked: have been held by the handles”, then “The first kiss”, and then you are in the know.
3.Solves one thing
Very often cool graphics and cool special effects are found in very boring games with an uninteresting gameplay, which only know how to eat the operations and resources of the system. By the will of the ugly fate, many interesting, dynamic and not stupid gams are simply painful to watch.
4.Piracy is evil
Using unlicensed girls downloaded from torrents, you can pick up some kind of triang.
5.The crisis of the genre
When the time passes since you first played your first game, you will suddenly understand that despite the fact that all the games are different, they are actually very similar. Especially within the framework of the same individual genre.
6.Trophies
Almost everyone boasts achievements in games, like victories on the love front. For many perverts of the history of the first type, they are often much more interesting.
7.DLC
Girls constantly need to install additional content, and always paid. Gifts will constantly upgrade the girl’s version, but if you do not buy DLC for a long time, you may be closed to access to the server.
8.Glucks
Girl manufacturers do not produce patches, although girls often bug more than games – moreover, a little and with pleasure. The periods when girls hang and sow bugs to the right and left on an industrial scale are called “ethnies” in them.
9.A waste of time
Both girls and games take a lot of time. Even in spite of this, multiplied by a number of other factors, it is sometimes difficult to stop playing, especially if the pumping goes quite actively and has gone for a long time for the 60th leftist.
10.Not everyone will reach the end
If you don’t know how to play and do not try – you will not go through the game. With girls also.

1.It is much more difficult for a girl to deinstall than to install – although with this, as we have already learned, not everything is also simple.
2.Cheats do not work with girls, although it is a pity. Flowers, chocolate and a giant plush bear are not cheat codes, as you might have thought, but updates for the successful delivery of the quest.
3.Your beloved spire will not be offended by you and will not shine from the hard drive if it finds out that you sometimes play other gamies.